THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY.
(Let’s see if you can get through it. if not, you're too scared about your past)
-Longest relationship:
15 months
-Shortest relationship:
one month
-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were with?
yes...for the two seconds I allowed myself to imagine it
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
yes
-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
absolutely.
-Have you ever been cheated on?
no.
-What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex?
stupid question
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes, but by a suicide, not a relationship.
-Have you ever broken someone's heart?
twice. different hearts.
-Talk to any of your exes?
nearly all.
-Do you think you are a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
i am now. very good. except i don't commit well.
-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
yes. did I stay with them? no.
-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
no.
-Have you dated someone older then you?
yes.
-Younger?
no.
-Do you regret anything that you have done with a boyfriend or girlfriend?
no.
-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
in theory, yes. in practice, i may not give them that chance.
-Believe in love at first sight?
yes. i'm an optimist.
-Ever dated two people at once?
yes.
-Ever been given an Engagement ring?
fuck that. ;)
-Do you want to get married?
not sure.
-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
ES: you're too late; i don't love you anymore.
-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
not my style.
-Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
yes.
-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
worse
Repost this as the "uncomfortable survey